Grandma Stories
She just told me one about how my uncle shit his pants in high school.
I think Mufasa said something similar.
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day like you would not believe!
Bless you, you perfect angel
Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?
Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.
Best comeback ever.
HAHAHAHA. I feel just like this all the time! You GET that chocolate orange gurl
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